Launched into space in a rocket designed by my parents just moments before our planet exploded, I came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Rescued and adopted by a kind, childless couple, I was but a mere boy when they were tragically gunned down before my very eyes. I vowed to avenge their deaths, training my body and mind to the pinnacle of human perfection. But it was just a few short years later, during a high-school field trip to a science fair, that a radioactive spider bit me, imbuing me with even more super-powers. And now, whenever I grow angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. In short, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. So I must let the world believe that I am merely a mild-mannered, freelance artist until I can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within me. Dah-daaah dah-daaah...

Despite all of that, I'm a pretty nice, well-adjusted guy. Whenever I'm not busy posing for pictures in stairwells, I like to draw stuff - cute stuff, funny stuff, scary stuff, whatever. If you'd like me to draw some stuff for you - anything from magazine spots & advertising art to children's illustration or private commissions - just lemme know.