I draw pictures.

Honestly, that's about all I do. I wake up in the morning, stagger behind my computer and start drawing. Some time around dinner I stop to eat but then it's draw draw draw until I fall asleep again.

If you've looked through my portfolio and think you'd like me to draw something for you, I'm sure I could squeeze it in. Who needs dinner anyway?

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